Let me bring my talent to your table via telecommuting. I could give you a dozen reasons why telecommuting is good for me, but rather I'll give you a dozen why it's good for you and your business. How This Telecommuting Writer can Benefit You:
1. Never Met a Deadline I Couldn't Beat. I'm dedicated, task-oriented and deadline driven with a successful history in telecommuting. Just ask Shooting Star Enterprises, Webhue or Creative Marketing.
2. On-Call 23/6... or Something Like That. You don't have to wait for me to get into the office to ask me about a project. I'm as close as a phone call, email or IM. And as long as it's not 5 a.m. or my birthday, I don't mind being bothered.
3. Caffeinated=Creative. I'll be fully awake and ready to go by the time you have your first cup of Joe. And lucky for you, I'm a night owl too.
4. Peek-a-Boo! Anytime you need reassured that there is someone on the other end of the keyboard, just let me know. I'll turn on the webcam and wave.
5. R U Hip? My only phone is a cell phone and I'm addicted to text messaging, so it's with me everywhere I go.
6. Jetsetters are Cool. I love to travel and have a permanent petsitter, so I don't mind if you want to fly me out to your office for meetings.
7. Have Mac, Will Travel. I already have my own office equipment, which includes (but isn't limited to) a desktop computer, a laptop, printer, scanner and all the necessary security measures.
8. Look! Shiny Things! In a formal office, distractions are everywhere. At my home office, it's just me, my dog and my assignment.
9. One Cheap Date. The cost of living in Detroit is pretty cheap in comparison to a lot of places, so you probably won't have to hear me bellyache about my high-priced pad.
10. Adios, Snow Days! No matter if snow has drifted over my car or I'm suffering from sniffles that I don't want to spread about, I'll can still work. I have to do something while I'm cooped up inside!
11. Whistle While You Work. Research shows that one of the best ways to increase productivity and creativity is to increase happiness. I can assure you that foregoing stressful rush-hour gridlocks and scratching the pup's ears while ideating will increase my happiness.
12. 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee! Still leery? Then try me on for size awhile. We can negotiate a contract day rate or come to some other agreement. I am confident you will not be disappointed in my work.
And let's be honest. Telecommuting wouldn't only be good for you, but it would also be good for me. For one, I can wear my Grinch slippers to work without anyone looking at me funny, and most importantly, I'll save time and resources by cutting out my daily gas-guzzling, ozone-shredding, stress-inducing commute. It's a win-win situation.
